Beer bongs outta the pink flamingo. 2 beers and I’m wasted. Went to the bathroom thought I had to throw up and ended up taking a shit and felt all better…sorta… Valley Girl (Kevin) and Numskull joined with the flamigo. And everyone is wasted off 2 or 3 beers. Thanks US Forest Service AKA college homies.










you grow facial hair quickly.
you look hot as shit drinking out of a pink flamingo.